These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.
ppl be talkin about the new 3d/live action spongebob movie but all i can think is
when did this
become more beautiful than this
When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.
when i have my own house im gonna keep a bowl of candy by the door all year round and whenever a vacuum cleaner salesman or jehovah’s witness or smth comes by im just gonna grab a little fun size pack of skittles or a twix or whatever and be like ‘if i give you this will you go away?’
friend, i like the way you think.
She noticed, you were right